SOPHIE SAFIATOU
Just when you thought you knew the whole story.

Just when you thought you knew the whole story.

“Your Facebook photo makes you look like a witch.”

“… Any time you wear your hair down, actually, you look like a witch.”

- Djibi

FYI I will have more funny things to say in May and/or when the Tuaregs give back Azawad. In the meantime, here is a hilarious uncomfortable photograph.

Djibi in Vermont

Old Vermonter in a Maple Sugaring Shack: So where ye from?

Djibi: ?

Old Vermonter: Ye from Bridgewa’er?

Djibi: ?  I no understand. 

Sophie!

Sophie: Sorry, he doesn’t speak much English.  What were you saying?

Old Vermonter: I uz tryin’ ta ask im where he uz from cuz he sure as heck ain’t local!

Coup d’État (?) in Mali Today

After much instability in northern Mali over the past few months due to efforts by the MNLA to gain independence for the “Azawad” territory (most of the Northern region) following a huge boost in arms as fallout from the Ghadafi rebellion, the military has now revolted against the government in a coup d’état that began yesterday with the takeover of the Presidential Palace and the country’s radio and single television station, and was confirmed this morning in an announcement from the military that suspended the Constitution “until the institution of a new order.”

This is the country’s second coup d’état in 25 years.  In 1990, the military took control of General Moussa Traoré’s dictatorship in an effort led by current (at least, as of yesterday) president Amadou Toumani Touré (ATT), who is now himself being ousted, to institute a democracy.  ATT was due to end his term with elections on April 29 - a month was clearly too long to wait in the view of the military factions who rebelled, led by a young Captain Amadou Sanogo. 

There has been growing frustration against ATT and the government during the MNLA’s growing violence, especially by military families and friends who are frustrated by a lack of resources and arms for soldiers facing the rebels.  There had been rumors that ATT was cooperating with the MNLA and purposefully limiting the military’s offense and defense as a result - though these rumors were never confirmed, nor do they necessarily hold weight in a region where suspicions abound easily around governments and people in power.  Regardless, following talks “that went badly” yesterday with the Minister of Defense in Kati, a military camp 13km outside Bamako, the military revolted.

The mutineers are calling themselves the “National Committee for the Return of Democracy and the Restoration of the State,” and claim to intend to move forward with elections to restore democracy.  We will see.

It is still unclear how much support there actually is for the coup, and almost all foreign nations and organizations are condemning it in favor or more peaceful methods. 

Our sources in Bamako report lots of sounds of gunfire, as well as pillaging of stores, cars, wealthy neighborhoods, petrol, and more, but everyone is safe.  We are currently most worried about one of the Coulibaly women whose husband was recently named Minister - in the 1990 coup, the ministers’ houses were all pillaged and destroyed. 

Djibi is due to return to Bamako in one month - we are praying things will return to safety.  For now, we are glued to social media, which is an incredible resource in times like these.

My host mother Nafi (Ya) and her co-wife Ami were due to leave the house today for the first time in four months, as is custom in the traditional grieving period for their late husband, Abdoulaye.  The military has, however, imposed a curfew and told people to stay in their homes. 

***PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT A JOURNALIST . Reports coming from Africa (among other places) can be messy, unclear, and contain holes.  Most of us, even those in Bamako, are still waiting to understand the real goings-on, and news is changing by the minute.  Take nothing I said here as absolute fact, it is my understanding of the situation based on news sources and my own connections in Mali.

Here are a few of the better articles & sources I’ve found so far:

Updates on the progression of the coup in “real-time” from RFI, French Radio.

A good overview on ATT and the resulting coup from Reuters

The story from The Guardian

A good piece on Mali’s unique temperament from The Guardian’s Poverty Matters Blog

Updates from an American on the ground (Bruce Whitehouse, Fulbright Scholar & anthropologist)

The coup announcement video with English translation from the New York Times:

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Snow.

I will eat ANYTHING, no problem!
… Except cheese. And asparagus. And that, what is that? Brokli. And ice cream. Coffee without sugar. Milk that isn’t powdered milk. Mushrooms. Black beans. Burrito wraps. Soup. Anything that resembles Chinese food. Also, whatever you’re eating right now. SEAWEED? Yes, I definitely don’t eat that. I thought just Chinese people ate anything but I was wrong - you white people are like goats.
Djibi in America
This is what Sali does with all pieces of fabric slightly smaller than blanket-size.  Including what Royal Air Maroc gives you for a blanket.

This is what Sali does with all pieces of fabric slightly smaller than blanket-size.  Including what Royal Air Maroc gives you for a blanket.

Holdover

Oh balls, I haven’t written in forever.

That’s because Mali is in America, and in America there is no time, ever.

I am trying to squeeze in wonderful blog times amidst the ever accelerating American clock.  But until I manage to defeat my overbooked, overworked culture, a small hold-you-over:

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Djibi was walking in downtown Providence on a Friday night.  Everybody was drunk except Djibi.  A big, fat lady swerves into a building, bounces off the building and swerves into a parking meter, bumps off the parking meter and crashes right into Djibi.

Fat drunk lady:  Swwwheeree you goinnggg get outttttssssmahwaygkjdfhhhh

Djibi:  (In the English he learned that morning) Shut up.

Fat drunk lady: Siiiim tryinguh walkssszzzzhurr

Djibi: (terrified) Shut up.  Shut up.  Shut up.

Fat drunk lady barrels past into next parking meter.

Djibi:  (still terrified)  Shut up!  Shut up!  Shut up!

Preparations

Sophie:  No flip flops, all your jackets.  No sharp objects, don’t bring your razor, no liquids, and no food except biscuits.
Djibi:  What the hell am I supposed to eat?
Sophie:  They feed you on the plane.

Djibi:  ??!

Djibi:  How are they supposed to know what I want to eat.
Sophie:  They’ll give you meat.
Djibi:  What if I want my favorite millet jello with fish sauce?
Sophie:  They definitely don’t serve millet jello with fish sauce.
Djibi:  Then I will bring it.
Sophie:  It’s illegal.
Djibi:  What if they don’t know how to serve me African man proportions?