I will eat ANYTHING, no problem!
… Except cheese. And asparagus. And that, what is that? Brokli. And ice cream. Coffee without sugar. Milk that isn’t powdered milk. Mushrooms. Black beans. Burrito wraps. Soup. Anything that resembles Chinese food. Also, whatever you’re eating right now. SEAWEED? Yes, I definitely don’t eat that. I thought just Chinese people ate anything but I was wrong - you white people are like goats.
… Except cheese. And asparagus. And that, what is that? Brokli. And ice cream. Coffee without sugar. Milk that isn’t powdered milk. Mushrooms. Black beans. Burrito wraps. Soup. Anything that resembles Chinese food. Also, whatever you’re eating right now. SEAWEED? Yes, I definitely don’t eat that. I thought just Chinese people ate anything but I was wrong - you white people are like goats.
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